Going Insane...

So lately I've been busy at work, and this week it got crazier. More 'rush' projects...get all this other stuff done; basically do more in less time and don't go over 40. Yes sir, ok sir...as soon as he leaves it looks something like the picture to the right. The boss walking away with the win and then there is me.

And it really just snowballs. I haven't worked out in a week, which means I feel crappy and I haven't worked off any stress. I'm very confident there was some emotional eating in the midst of all this. Besides a crazy week at work I've been trying to have a social life...really, I know you think that can't be possible but yes I do have friends. Saturday night I had some friends over for drinks and games...we ran through a case of beer and a handle of captain between 3 guys and 1 girl. The other two girls were drinking win and water. So the point of that was we were having a good time. Sunday when I woke up all I could think about was how much work I should be doing. Somewhere among the eighteen hundred 'down to the wire' football games I got some work done but not enough. Sunday night I was off to see So You Think You Can Dance with Steve, Pharmie, Steph and Melissa. It was a good time, while I was there I was entertained. But to and from the concert all I could think about was work...seriously, this is starting to sound like a problem.

I've had another week with a few late nights (2am) working. At least I have Friday off and tonight Steph and I are going to the T-Wolves game. She scored box seats from her boss! I'm not a big B-ball fan but it is free beer. :-)

Now that I've complained about my week I want to leave you with a little story about a man and a women, not me or anyone I know.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

LG  – (October 23, 2008 at 3:34 PM)  

sounds like we are living parallel lives this week...could you be my twin???

Marcy  – (October 24, 2008 at 10:45 AM)  

ROFLMAO! That b is dumb. She should know to have HIS credit card in HER purse already :P

Nikemom  – (October 24, 2008 at 2:46 PM)  

OMG! That is flippin hilarious!!!!!

Formulaic  – (October 24, 2008 at 6:47 PM)  

LOL! Love the joke! Perfect. I am stilling this and sending it out!

Oh! and thanks for the tag! :P

Meg  – (October 24, 2008 at 7:09 PM)  

Sorry about your work schedule, I hope you get some workouts (or other fun) in this weekend to relieve some stress! Funny story!

J~Mom  – (October 27, 2008 at 10:21 PM)  

Javadad is up to his eyeballs in work as well! You must work for the same people. LOL

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